yo listen up heres the story

About a little guy who lived in a blue world! No. Rather about a little girl who lives in a lame world. Apparently I was supposed to do a post about yours truly. So here it is. I live in a very small, nightlife free town. It's lame. But it's all good because, guess what! This summer I leave for one of many exciting college locations! I haven't decided yet. Mostly because I've only received one letter, and that was from Humboldt. And seeing how I happen to be an asthmatic (that's right, I'm a nerd) I don't think that having a smot poker as a roommate would be particularly good for me. Not that I've got anything against hippies, they're lovely people. But the dying thing I'm not so keen on. I don't really understand hippies. I understand that trees are good for us, but when saving them hinders your ability to uphold basic personal hygiene I think there's cause to let the census be one tree less. Plus we get paper from them. Even though nobody uses paper any more.Everything is done on the line these days. Blogs for example, this isn't in a newspaper or a magazine, in order for anything to be recognized as important it must be on the Internet. We don't even talk to real people anymore. We hop on our computer and we go to the space and we type at peoples pictures, but that's alright. "The end justifies the means". If only i could remember what the ends are.