Thursday, January 8, 2009

hello and good morning good blog searching people! welcome to another exciting blog from failure English. It is now 11:33 am, and i would like to point out that I, Megan Reynolds, should still be in bed. Did you know that if you google my name a freaky body builder lady shows up. Women, I'm sorry to tell you, should never be body builders. Neither should men. but even more so for women. Not only are the steroids wholy unhealthy, not to mention they make you spaz out for no apparent reason, but the general effect is a bizare bulgy, veigny, alien like look for all who participate. And the women who do it seem to focus only on muscles that make them look extremely manish. not good. Women were not intended to develope pecks. No sir. And why, i ask you, do all of these body builders insist on focusing soley on the upper body, so as to make them look like bloated featherless chickens? And is anyone really interested in looking at these bloated alien-chickens, other than the others like them, so they can decide that they're more muscled and ridiculous than each other? the moral of the story here is: muscles are good, looking like an alien creature who has come to laugh at the peuny earthlings is bad.

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