parlez-vous anglais?

Today we contemplate the idea of failing a class on your native language. Currently sitting in my makeup English class, i wonder how exactly does this happen. I'm willing to purpose a suggestion given the large population of this class and others like it, this is not one persons inability to speak the language they've been speaking since they were born, but rather an inadequacy of an entire generations of Americans to grasp the point of expressing themselves through a manner of intelegent speach. Which posses the question: are the British kids failing English too? or do those fancy accents just make it all better? I think so. Because did you ever hear someone British talk and not sound smart. i certainly haven't. Any way, the point is that American high school students just cant get used to speaking or writing without droppin' an effe bomb in at least every other sentence. Not all of them granted. Sorry if I offended any of you with that statement. There are people who can express themselves without swearing. Look there isn't even one little swear in this whole blog. And my friend who happens to be sitting next to me doing this very assignement doesn't have any in hers either. So to all you students of the language youve been speaking since you were three, maybe if we tried to talk just a little more like the British we would be able to pass our English classes. Until then ill see you in makeup English